Posted by: chance47 | 01/13/2010

I am not a good receptionist

“Hello, how may I help you?”

“I want my unemployment check!!!”

“I’m afraid you have the wrong number.”

“Don’t pull that trick on me.  I want my unemployment check.”

“Are you a former employee of the company?”

“Just give me my money dammit!”

“Sir…I’m sorry I think you’ve reached the wrong company.”

“I’m a woman!!!”

“Then you’ve really reached the wrong company.”




  1. Someone “called” the office wanting directions to reggies rock club the other day. And the person knew who they were “calling.”

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